The Headmaster’s Cape

A few years ago I heard the sister of a friend, then a student at the school I had attended in Santiago many years ago, complaining vehemently against the newly appointed headmaster. The man in question was a shady character, imported directly from the vast and supercilious Arcadia of traditional English public schools and had come to Chile greatly recommended by people in his snobbish circle of educators, sporting an impressive curriculum vitae jam-packed with easily recognizable names. He was not, however, as popular with the students as he was with the educational board. Far from it being the typical case of a teenager harbouring ill feelings towards a repressive school administration –although there was undoubtedly some of that too-, the girl’s resentment was aimed instead at everything that in her mind the man represented. Bewildered she turned around, eyes ablaze with amused disbelief, and proceeded to confide me with one of the causes for her dread: the man had been seen walking around the school wearing a cape.

What the girl did not know, of course, was that what in her eyes was a cape was in fact a gown, and that wearing one is not so much a symbol of insanity as it is a symbol belonging to the alien English dogma of public school status quo. Nevertheless, I could still understand her worry as if it were my own –I had attended that same school for thirteen long years, too. It would seem out of place (not to mention downright strange) to find a headmaster in the remote confines of South America trying to emulate the pomposity of British private education; yet, as can be seen in the magic realist metaphors of García Márquez, the rhetoric of Borges or the demagogy of the dictator(s) in turn, it is not always necessary for Latin America to make sense in order to function. The romantic pseudo-European characteristics permeating the continent have managed to preserve numerous vestiges of a colonial legacy, in which the local version of the British public school still remains a visible, if waning, anachronism.

As a child, I grew up in a place where English was spoken inside an out of the classroom, a place where the politically correct stories of Peter, Jane and Pat the dog were read to the background tune of morning hymns sang at assembly; where prefects proudly held cups won at weekend rugby matches and fake tradition blended seamlessly with faux philosophies of fair play. This was a school for the elite, and it therefore accommodated a variety of elitist rituals ranging from the snobbish and high-minded to the cultish and the absurd. Luckily it managed to remain free from the fagging of Eaton lore, yet bolstered similar preachings of self-righteous individualism and hero worship. “What are you doing”, a heavy-accented English headmaster would ask from atop a wooden pulpit carved with the school insignia, “to uphold the reputation of the school in the local community?”

Outside the school walls, however, reality knocked upon us like a maddened Caupolicán poised for war. Crossing the gates at four o’clock, our regimented daily Arcadia vanished, giving way to a chaotic world where a thick dialect of Spanish was spoken, people played football and covert radicals spray-painted walls with anti-dictatorship slogans. In this world shirts were untucked, England was remote and English unpronounceable. Instead of scones with jam, afternoon tea consisted of toasted marraquetas and butter. Outside the school walls England did not exist. To make up for this, immigrant families like mine stuck religiously to the rituals and customs that brought them closer to their ancestral home –the ‘real’ world, as it appeared in their minds. Every Saturday at my grandfather’s we were indoctrinated with protestant values of stoic self-discipline, thrifty commerce and a romantic vision of the superior English way. Tea was served exactly at five, and my grandmother’s scones were delicious.

At the heart of this schizophrenic relationship between country, nation and patrie, institutions like the public school and the country club were central. In 1904 Blest-Gana, after vigorously studying the attitudes of the spendthrift Chilean bourgeoisie in Paris, came to the grim conclusion that “our children, raised amongst different people, cannot have the aspirations rightful to their origins, but those of the society in which they live in.” While one might sceptically wonder as to what Blest-Gana means by ‘different people’, if we consider his statements only as a mobile for cultural expectations they might start to explain the raison d’etre for the pseudo-aristocratic snobbery of institutions like private schools. Furthermore, it could be said that the social expectations borne in a school in which outside society is mostly shunned and replaced by an Arcadia of self-contained tradition, rules and romantic fantasies of heroic legends on the rugby field scarily resembles Blest-Gana’s appreciation of his own ilk of transplanted Chileans: a small elite that, in trying to fit an alien cultural ideal, looks at their native society with contempt. In short, they are beings that, if not lacking a distinct cultural identity completely, possess a flimsy one that discords with the reality of most other people in the country.

Naturally, with a sense of cultural identity as foggy as the streets of Victorian London it is institutions like the school and the country club, then, which provided a strong one of their own making. My grandfather would spend whole afternoons on the outer terrace of the Prince Of Wales Country Club, sipping tea and discussing tennis scores with the old chaps; nevertheless, discussions of politics and the ever-increasing tensions between the proletarian masses and the landed aristocracy were probably all but carefully avoided. This is not to say that they were necessarily ignored, but markedly tinted by similar political slants and thoughtless head nodding. After all, the public school is a reactionary institution that, in the spirit of the Confucian “man of culture” as quoted by Buruma, creates administrators rather than revolutionaries. The key concept is moderation, coupled with elitism. By way of his upbringing, my grandfather was, and strived to be, a gentleman through and through: conservative, gallant, strict –the epitome of the benevolent patriarch. It was an image in which a whole generation of Robbies, Archies and Geralds would follow suit. Aged exponents of my grandfather’s generation can be still seen strutting around the Prince of Wales Country Club carrying golf clubs and tennis racquets, muttering ta-tas and toodle-oohs to each other, while fancy old ladies rush to the leisure salon for their next game of bridge.

This is not to say that the school remained so flagrantly anachronistic through the decades, as even institutions that pride themselves on tradition still require a certain amount of change in order to keep coexisting with reality. Both my father and my grandfather attended the same place, yet our experiences varied greatly according to the times and the events taking place on the other side of the school fence. But it was my grandfather’s generation which suffered the full blast of English old-school snobbery in the form of caps, boxing, Latin and caning –the latter with a malicious blast of its own. (In those times the place was still a boarding school, and teachers thought it better for discipline to be handed out in painful bouts of questionable pedagogy). Here was a perfect little island of reaction brought straight out from a Thomas Hughes novel, a breeding ground for a schizophrenic elite that, half-Chilean and half-British, could still not amount to a real whole in their defective halves.

As time passed and the number of matriculations grew, names of children with different family backgrounds –and by that I mean, non-British families- started popping up in the role call lists. Soon, the schoolboy days of Archie and Giles would be over. By the time my father graduated in 1973, the school had undergone a variety of changes that would determine its fate in years to come. After a reluctant but cunning merger with a private girls school in order to evade the educational reforms being set out by Allende’s UP government, a non-denominational, gender-inclusive approach to their unique brand of elitism was adopted. It was a time of great social upheavals, but the school managed to weather the tempest by retreating into the long-standing rituals that had separated it from the outside world ever since it was founded some forty-five years before. Even days before the September 11th coup d’etat, morning assembly was held religiously and everyone cheered for the winner of the annual obstacle race.

With Pinochet at home, Reagan above and Thatcher overseas, a new era of private education ensued. This time, however, it was not so much Blest-Gana’s appreciation of a self-hating elite what came to mind as it was the proto-fascist urges of an ultra nationalist right, comprised mostly by a wealthy bourgeoisie and therefore the bulk of the families in the school. More and more tradition had to blend in with the pressures of a growing non-British population, and enough social transformation had occurred for younger generations of immigrant families to adopt Chile as their nation instead of their place of exile. Every morning the Chilean flag was raised, as we ourselves raised our voices in chorus to the words of “God Save the Queen” in a manner that would seem almost facetious to an outside spectator. These contradictions would remain all the way up to graduation day: divisions of houses without actual houses, prefects with no real power, muscularly Christian laicism, Chileans speaking English, Britons speaking Spanish, draconian laws regulating every single aspect of our lives and haughty inspectors turning a blind eye to political harassment. The arcadia of my grandfather had been lost; in its place a different one emerged – a smudge of meaningless traditions, removed from their origin but maintained through a romantic ideal of Britain. Thatcherism had found its way out of Britain and in here, an institution that in valuing appearance over substance became a perfect niche for the highbrow dreams of a social-climbing bourgeoisie trying to feed its dreams of aristocratic glory.

Taking the repercussions of worlwide colonialism into consideration and following the concept of a societ whose history has for centuries looked outwards in order to define itself –Said's Orientalism applied to Latin America-, I dare say that it is natural for people whose sense of past is uncertain to year for arcadia. Likewise, change is rarely welcomed, especially when one’s sense of identity, feeble as it may be, becomes jeopardised. Tradition in this instance reflects the elitism of yore, but with a wicked twist. Archie did not want to be Chilean, and neither did he consider himself to be one. If he was better, it was only due to his superior English ways –or so the credo went. That Hobsbawm would blame the traditional public school model for the decline of Britain’s economic and political prowess is beside the point. The school I attended made no show of hiding its Chilean origins, yet still respected the traditions reflecting a supposed English superiority. In their new form, the elite believes itself to be innately Chilean and somehow better than Chileans at the same time. Discipline and a closely-knit group identity separate them, not necessarily through ethnicity or nationality, but rather through experience, wealth and nepotism. (After all, a Confucian Man of Culture is compelled to look after his guanxi, just like everyone else).

 As I looked into the eyes of my friend’s sister, I could tell that her despise for the new school administration was founded on something more than angsty rebellion. The Headmaster’s cape was an attempt to revive the explicit snobbishness of yore and the reasons for this sudden change in direction were not without suspicion –especially in today’s context, when Chile is finally starting to open up from its overly conservative past. But we must remember that inherently reactionary institutions like these will cling to arcadia to avoid change. And just like in the times of my grandfather, my father and myself, it will not work. While elitism is the natural outcome of a society that harbours power for the rich, we cannot overlook the fact that Chile has been slowly striving to become a more egalitarian society, even despite the protests of the wealthy upper class. Symbols can be recreated and rehashed, destroyed and overwritten or ignored and undermined, but like all human reality, society is highly inconstant and thus it cannot be dealt with except by adaptation. Citing Buruma, “Arcadia never existed, and Utopia never will”, and institutions like elitist public schools must learn to desist from creating bubbles to fragment reality and inspire bogus feelings of superiority –social, racial, monetary or whatnot- in their communities.

 Clad in her grey school skirt and a navy-blue blazer, the girl looked at me again.

- “Can you believe”, she said, “that they’re thinking of making us wear caps?

- “Who knows” I replied. “If you’re lucky perhaps caning might follow.


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